Ballin’ nowadays is all about purchasing the largest and darkest items available. Ferraris with convertible tops simply won’t hack it anymore.

Rolls-Royce Cullinan, heavily modified by Champion Motoring, may be the darkest and most menacing vehicle on the road. Australian NBA star Ben Simmons took delivery of this SUV last week.

Conveniently also substantially cheaper in the United States (starting at US$330,000) than on British soil, the RR Cullinan is equipped with a 6.75-litre V12 engine, a champagne fridge in the rear armrest, and the market’s finest bespoke custom interiors.

Simmons thanked Champion Motoring in an Instagram post by writing, “Thanks for making my truck crazy.”

Check out OBJ’s bright orange Cullinan with a boastful inscription on the hood ornament and investigate Simmons’ car in the Instagram gallery below if you thought this was a big flex.